June 2011
Best Scene in First Class (not really, but it was...
Magneto: "Excuse me I'm Erik Lehnsherr."
Professor X: "Xavier."
Wolverine: "Go fuck yourselves."
Both: *Shrugs and leaves*
“I’m sorry, did you say something? Your penis was talking so loud I...”
– Niles Frasier
“I’m sorry, were those applause? I couldn’t hear them over...”
– Drew Carey (Whose Line is it Anyway)
“People think dreams aren’t real just because they aren’t made of...”
– Neil Gaiman
❝Hot❞
“I would argue that there are at least two distinct definitions of hot. There’s the, like, normal human definition which is “that individual seems suitable for mating”, and then there’s the weird culturally-constructed definition of hot, which means “that individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts”.
Now, boys may find that hot now but I don’t...
“The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen...”
– Ferdinand Magellan
“In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight,
Let those...”
– Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:
contenttoresent:
Expectations:
Reality:
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen.
Agreed
“The cruelest torture one can inflict on a kender is to lock him up. Of course,...”
– Margaret Weis
“Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?”
– Alistair
